And I actually took the time to update this thing. Never mind la it's ok to take a break to write something than to surf the net without any purpose such as refreshing dota.sgamer.com n times.
Life in NTU has been ok so far. Not knowing how to do the tutorial questions, sleeping in lectures, skipping lectures SOMETIMES... Ok this doesn't seem OK but I think it's kinda normal anyway. Still need time to arrange my time so I won't end up not having enough time and die a virgin.
I'm looking forward to my holiday in December. I have to practice DotA or I'm really gonna be left out by the IMU silver medalists.
Hail DotA 6.55 although I haven't played it yet.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Asians are always surprising.
ESWC. Just over. And I only paid attention to the DotA category. Abit of War3 as well.
Kingsurf represented Malaysia in that event. Honestly, when I looked at the group KS was being put in, I didn't expect much from them. SK, SRS, EG, and one more negligible team (woot!) were in the same group as KS. The first 3 teams mentioned are very well known in the DotA community especially SK, which was thought to win the tournament by n people.
As the internet in NTU's hall sucks abit (hostel ma), I couldn't catch up with the live games. The games were played very late as well (USA morning = Singapore midnight) so I could only catch up with the results when I wake up in the morning. The first day I checked the results, I almost screamed. KS would be proceeding to the semi-finals with EG! Where the heck was SK? SK didn't have enough wins as KS and EG although they beat KS 1 game so bai bai la. It was certainly a nice day for me.
Next day morning, I checked the results of the other group (there were 2 groups). Zenith and MYM topped the group and would be advancing to the semi-finals. Checked the games and saw that Zenith WON MYM. I was freaking shocked. I thought Zenith sucked because their performance lately wasn't that good. Anyway that was nice considering many angmos were pretty pissed off that time (ASIAN POWER LULZROFL).
Semi-finals next, KS to play MYM and Zenith to play EG. Checked the results, KS FUCKING WON MYM! Zenith won EG as well so the finals would be an Asian showdown. Imagine how paiseh would those Asian-haters who said Asians can't play DotA as good as angmos be. Considering it would be KS vs Zenith in the finals, I felt relieved. I thought KS would win without much trouble but you know... What is life?
KS lost in the finals. Bai bai Datuk Yamateh, Datuk Papaxiong etc. BAI BAI US$13,000. The 2nd prize wasn't bad either. Got $8,000 at least ma. But I don't understand! Did Zenith eat some kind of imba medicine making them improve over such a short time span? They played really good no doubt but it was really too susprising. Really too surprising because their performance went downhill after the first ADC. It just went down and down and down and now suddenly POP! Champion. I haven't watched the replay yet so I dunno their performances yet but considering the heroes' levels, it seems to be quite an even match. Congratulations to both Zenith and KS anyway to show angmos that Asians kick ass in DotA too!
This ESWC was certainly full of surprises with the Asians dominating the angmos (top teams some more SK MYM eh). Loda said in an interview that the Asians' style is always full of surprises and it is hard for the angmos to cope with it whereas the Asians already know what the angmos are going to do in game. Quite true. Me being an Asian myself was surprised by KS' outstanding performance (sadly that the loss in the finals surprised me as well) too. Not to mention Zenith's superb performance also.
Just got the news that Yamateh will be quitting DotA for a while. This is what he wrote in dota.sgamer.com: wo zhe li yong bu dao hua wen ~ wo yong ping ying hao le ~ wo zan shi tui chu dota ~ hao hao xiu xi ji tian ~ deng wo hui lai hui gao shu ni men de ~ ai ni men ~ zai jian le. Hope that will be a short rest. I really wanna see KS pwning asses again.
KS' loss made me sick. Flu~
Kingsurf represented Malaysia in that event. Honestly, when I looked at the group KS was being put in, I didn't expect much from them. SK, SRS, EG, and one more negligible team (woot!) were in the same group as KS. The first 3 teams mentioned are very well known in the DotA community especially SK, which was thought to win the tournament by n people.
As the internet in NTU's hall sucks abit (hostel ma), I couldn't catch up with the live games. The games were played very late as well (USA morning = Singapore midnight) so I could only catch up with the results when I wake up in the morning. The first day I checked the results, I almost screamed. KS would be proceeding to the semi-finals with EG! Where the heck was SK? SK didn't have enough wins as KS and EG although they beat KS 1 game so bai bai la. It was certainly a nice day for me.
Next day morning, I checked the results of the other group (there were 2 groups). Zenith and MYM topped the group and would be advancing to the semi-finals. Checked the games and saw that Zenith WON MYM. I was freaking shocked. I thought Zenith sucked because their performance lately wasn't that good. Anyway that was nice considering many angmos were pretty pissed off that time (ASIAN POWER LULZROFL).
Semi-finals next, KS to play MYM and Zenith to play EG. Checked the results, KS FUCKING WON MYM! Zenith won EG as well so the finals would be an Asian showdown. Imagine how paiseh would those Asian-haters who said Asians can't play DotA as good as angmos be. Considering it would be KS vs Zenith in the finals, I felt relieved. I thought KS would win without much trouble but you know... What is life?
KS lost in the finals. Bai bai Datuk Yamateh, Datuk Papaxiong etc. BAI BAI US$13,000. The 2nd prize wasn't bad either. Got $8,000 at least ma. But I don't understand! Did Zenith eat some kind of imba medicine making them improve over such a short time span? They played really good no doubt but it was really too susprising. Really too surprising because their performance went downhill after the first ADC. It just went down and down and down and now suddenly POP! Champion. I haven't watched the replay yet so I dunno their performances yet but considering the heroes' levels, it seems to be quite an even match. Congratulations to both Zenith and KS anyway to show angmos that Asians kick ass in DotA too!
This ESWC was certainly full of surprises with the Asians dominating the angmos (top teams some more SK MYM eh). Loda said in an interview that the Asians' style is always full of surprises and it is hard for the angmos to cope with it whereas the Asians already know what the angmos are going to do in game. Quite true. Me being an Asian myself was surprised by KS' outstanding performance (sadly that the loss in the finals surprised me as well) too. Not to mention Zenith's superb performance also.
Just got the news that Yamateh will be quitting DotA for a while. This is what he wrote in dota.sgamer.com: wo zhe li yong bu dao hua wen ~ wo yong ping ying hao le ~ wo zan shi tui chu dota ~ hao hao xiu xi ji tian ~ deng wo hui lai hui gao shu ni men de ~ ai ni men ~ zai jian le. Hope that will be a short rest. I really wanna see KS pwning asses again.
KS' loss made me sick. Flu~
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Solo np.
Yeah so this Saturday I soloed to Suntec which I had no idea where the heck was it to watch WCG. Soloed bus, soloed MRT, soloed everything, in hopes of seeing my favourite DotA team, Kingsurf.
Woke up at 9++am, washed up and wanted to go at 11am but I SOMEHOW played DotA AI with Ree Gan. So my plan was delayed by an hour but np. Went out at about 12 instead and took the bus and bla bla bla.
So I reached this City Hall. Time to look for Suntec. Followed the sign boards and... Reached Suntec Convention Hall. Went to 4th floor and saw many cosplayers. All ugly. Went into the hall and waaaa... So many things ooo... They had many sections such as racing section, Guitar Hero section, DotA section, Xbox section etc. And Samsung products testing section as well since Samsung is the main sponsor.
Went to the DotA section and watched Ehome pwning some unknown asses via observer mode on a big big LCD screen. Then the stars came, TEAM KINGSURFFF!!! They were so easy to be recognised since papaxiong has very long and gold hair.
Big big LCD screens both showing different games played at the same time. Ok no games were played yet in the picture.
Talking about recognising papaxiong...
Watched their match against Vietnam's team. I had the honour to see yamateh's shadow fiend pwning the Vietnamese's asses. Sakura's zeus was played exceptionally well too not to mention papaxiong, xiaogui and xiaoma's ass kicking performances. There was once where xiaogui's puck was being chased by the Vietnamese and would definitely die, papaxiong sent a message, 'save after he die.' Victory to Kingsurf. I saw xiaogui and xiaoma after the game and asked to take their group picture. They asked me to wait as the rest of the team was still busy with something. I was damn nervous but they looked more uncomfortable compared to me. They were like, 'O shit how come we so geng until got people want take our picture meh?' Just my opinion.
From left: Yamateh, xiaogui, papaxiong, xiaoma, sakura. Notice how uncomfortable they look. Didn't turn on red-eye reduction so sakura's eyes...
Show girls everywhere but very few of them are pretty. Pictures posted on net bluff people one. I didn't see any girl that looked like those I saw on net. Anyway I find this cosplayer rocks:
Predator looking cool among the humans.
Predator vs Counter Strike + sexy lady.
Went back after that.
2nd day, need to solo again for the same purpose + another purpose which is to see my lovely black spider~ Ok don't compare me with those hardcore fans cuz I don't know how to sing his songs. Yet. Hopefully. I ALMOST had a game with Lina of evil cuz it was a morning where internet was supposed to be smooth. Lucky I was lagged out so my plan to reach Suntec at 11++am wasn't delayed. Took bus and bla bla bla and reached Suntec's Fountain of Wealth at 11.30am. The autograph session would start at 1.30pm. Wah many people already waiting.
Not only these people, there were hundreds of people beside me as well.
Rain. Notice the umbrellas.
HEAVY RAIN.
Many people walked off the queue because of the rain. I took this opportunity and cheonged in. Lucky I did cuz seconds later there was a mountain of people behind me.
The host came out to make the audience high. The poor person in front of me just got her head dripped again.
They had this copy-cat competition where the competitors were to copy Mr. Black Spider's singing, movement etc. They sucked. I could beat them.
1.30pm. THE STAR CAME OUT. LETS WELCOME JAM (yeah this is his ENGLISH name =.=) HSIAO JING TENG AKA BLACK SPIDER!!! He sang 2 songs 'Shou Chang' and 'Yuan Liang Wo'. The host interviewed him abit. This this that that and finally autograph session!
A very blur picture taken with the K810i zoomed (digital zoom kinda sucks as we know). Well I had no proper camera like the rest of the fans.
Another blur picture without zooming. Bit shaky argh!
Ok I SWEAR I DIDN'T SHAKE THIS TIME but the camera went to focus a hand instead of Mr. Jam's face (view the picture in full mode to see the magically clear hand beside Jam's right hand).
It was my turn to have my newly bought album signed~ Last time I read articles about how cute or how fair Jam is, I didn't believe, NOW I FUCKING DO. He's really really fair, really really cute~ After having the album signed, we shoke hands. He held my hand freaking tight~! Oh yeah~! Said xie xie to him and left. I really hate the organisers cuz fans were not allowed to take pictures or videos on stage while having the stuff signed. Just what the fuck is this! I could take pictures with Kiko Loureiro, with Marty Friedman, with (argh) Herman Li! Why not black spider?? Haiz never mind la. Anyway there were like 90% bitches and 10% fags there. My presence is negligible in the stats.
Took this picture from upstairs. I was so lucky~ Just look at the fucking queue!
After this, I went to the convention hall again for WCG.
Kingsurf vs MCC from New Zealand on stage.
Watch the players' view via the big big Samsung LCD screens. The projected view behind is the observer's view. There were commentators as well.
Kingsurf lost. No finals for Kingsurf. They had to play the 3rd placement match with Indonesia's XcN instead which lost to China's Ehome. I had the honour (again) to watch Kingsurf play CLOSELY. Papaxiong was really noisy, as expected from the team's in-game captain. To see them play is super entertaining. The fans (they are actually the team's personal friends) went 'NICE!' for every kill Kingsurf made. There was once papaxiong's ES stunned XcN's tidehunter and yamateh's potm missed the arrow on it. Papaxiong went, '喂你的arrow下次可以准点没有？' (wei your arrow next time can accurate abit or not?) Yamateh didn't say anything back. There was another time when papaxiong and sakura's lion were ganking someone. Papaxiong said, '喂你不要ks我啊！' (wei you dun kill steal me ah!) Papaxiong stunned and this this that that. Sakura's lion fingered. Sakura killed. And I thought pros wouldn't care about ksing. This game was in a different format and Kingsurf won nevertheless, although not as a champion.
Before the game started. Papaxiong talking to sakura. Xiaoma on the right.
Played around with the things in the hall for a while and left.
Most of the (in fact ALL) pictures taken in the hall for WCG are of sucks quality because it was quite dark in there and I wasn't using a professional camera nor a standard camera, just a phone camera, so you know la.
Oops almost forgot this:
Just to show off to some one who didn't go to see black spider~
Woke up at 9++am, washed up and wanted to go at 11am but I SOMEHOW played DotA AI with Ree Gan. So my plan was delayed by an hour but np. Went out at about 12 instead and took the bus and bla bla bla.
So I reached this City Hall. Time to look for Suntec. Followed the sign boards and... Reached Suntec Convention Hall. Went to 4th floor and saw many cosplayers. All ugly. Went into the hall and waaaa... So many things ooo... They had many sections such as racing section, Guitar Hero section, DotA section, Xbox section etc. And Samsung products testing section as well since Samsung is the main sponsor.
Went to the DotA section and watched Ehome pwning some unknown asses via observer mode on a big big LCD screen. Then the stars came, TEAM KINGSURFFF!!! They were so easy to be recognised since papaxiong has very long and gold hair.
Big big LCD screens both showing different games played at the same time. Ok no games were played yet in the picture.
Talking about recognising papaxiong...
Watched their match against Vietnam's team. I had the honour to see yamateh's shadow fiend pwning the Vietnamese's asses. Sakura's zeus was played exceptionally well too not to mention papaxiong, xiaogui and xiaoma's ass kicking performances. There was once where xiaogui's puck was being chased by the Vietnamese and would definitely die, papaxiong sent a message, 'save after he die.' Victory to Kingsurf. I saw xiaogui and xiaoma after the game and asked to take their group picture. They asked me to wait as the rest of the team was still busy with something. I was damn nervous but they looked more uncomfortable compared to me. They were like, 'O shit how come we so geng until got people want take our picture meh?' Just my opinion.
From left: Yamateh, xiaogui, papaxiong, xiaoma, sakura. Notice how uncomfortable they look. Didn't turn on red-eye reduction so sakura's eyes...
Show girls everywhere but very few of them are pretty. Pictures posted on net bluff people one. I didn't see any girl that looked like those I saw on net. Anyway I find this cosplayer rocks:
Predator looking cool among the humans.
Predator vs Counter Strike + sexy lady.
Went back after that.
2nd day, need to solo again for the same purpose + another purpose which is to see my lovely black spider~ Ok don't compare me with those hardcore fans cuz I don't know how to sing his songs. Yet. Hopefully. I ALMOST had a game with Lina of evil cuz it was a morning where internet was supposed to be smooth. Lucky I was lagged out so my plan to reach Suntec at 11++am wasn't delayed. Took bus and bla bla bla and reached Suntec's Fountain of Wealth at 11.30am. The autograph session would start at 1.30pm. Wah many people already waiting.
Not only these people, there were hundreds of people beside me as well.
Rain. Notice the umbrellas.
HEAVY RAIN.
Many people walked off the queue because of the rain. I took this opportunity and cheonged in. Lucky I did cuz seconds later there was a mountain of people behind me.
The host came out to make the audience high. The poor person in front of me just got her head dripped again.
They had this copy-cat competition where the competitors were to copy Mr. Black Spider's singing, movement etc. They sucked. I could beat them.
1.30pm. THE STAR CAME OUT. LETS WELCOME JAM (yeah this is his ENGLISH name =.=) HSIAO JING TENG AKA BLACK SPIDER!!! He sang 2 songs 'Shou Chang' and 'Yuan Liang Wo'. The host interviewed him abit. This this that that and finally autograph session!
A very blur picture taken with the K810i zoomed (digital zoom kinda sucks as we know). Well I had no proper camera like the rest of the fans.
Another blur picture without zooming. Bit shaky argh!
Ok I SWEAR I DIDN'T SHAKE THIS TIME but the camera went to focus a hand instead of Mr. Jam's face (view the picture in full mode to see the magically clear hand beside Jam's right hand).
It was my turn to have my newly bought album signed~ Last time I read articles about how cute or how fair Jam is, I didn't believe, NOW I FUCKING DO. He's really really fair, really really cute~ After having the album signed, we shoke hands. He held my hand freaking tight~! Oh yeah~! Said xie xie to him and left. I really hate the organisers cuz fans were not allowed to take pictures or videos on stage while having the stuff signed. Just what the fuck is this! I could take pictures with Kiko Loureiro, with Marty Friedman, with (argh) Herman Li! Why not black spider?? Haiz never mind la. Anyway there were like 90% bitches and 10% fags there. My presence is negligible in the stats.
Took this picture from upstairs. I was so lucky~ Just look at the fucking queue!
After this, I went to the convention hall again for WCG.
Kingsurf vs MCC from New Zealand on stage.
Watch the players' view via the big big Samsung LCD screens. The projected view behind is the observer's view. There were commentators as well.
Kingsurf lost. No finals for Kingsurf. They had to play the 3rd placement match with Indonesia's XcN instead which lost to China's Ehome. I had the honour (again) to watch Kingsurf play CLOSELY. Papaxiong was really noisy, as expected from the team's in-game captain. To see them play is super entertaining. The fans (they are actually the team's personal friends) went 'NICE!' for every kill Kingsurf made. There was once papaxiong's ES stunned XcN's tidehunter and yamateh's potm missed the arrow on it. Papaxiong went, '喂你的arrow下次可以准点没有？' (wei your arrow next time can accurate abit or not?) Yamateh didn't say anything back. There was another time when papaxiong and sakura's lion were ganking someone. Papaxiong said, '喂你不要ks我啊！' (wei you dun kill steal me ah!) Papaxiong stunned and this this that that. Sakura's lion fingered. Sakura killed. And I thought pros wouldn't care about ksing. This game was in a different format and Kingsurf won nevertheless, although not as a champion.
Before the game started. Papaxiong talking to sakura. Xiaoma on the right.
Played around with the things in the hall for a while and left.
Most of the (in fact ALL) pictures taken in the hall for WCG are of sucks quality because it was quite dark in there and I wasn't using a professional camera nor a standard camera, just a phone camera, so you know la.
Oops almost forgot this:
Just to show off to some one who didn't go to see black spider~
Thursday, July 17, 2008
They were not prepared...
After I came back to Ipoh and stayed in Lina's house awhile, he told me that he would be visiting me with other humans. I thought he was joking because I was like, 'Bahau wor... Small place wor... CC sucks wor... Nothing to play wor...' I didn't take his 'plan' seriously but soon, I realised that this wasn't a joke. It was damn real that he would be coming... Or rather, THEY would be coming... I was not prepared. Nor were they.
On the 15th of July, woke up veli veli veli early to clean up the house. I was alone at home. Parents were in Europe. Did all the possible work THAT I WANTED TO DO from 7am-9.30am. Sat down and waited for the humans to come. I called Lina at 12.50pm to ask where were they. Kuala Pilah. Hmm that should be near. After waiting about 20 minutes I drove to the bus station to wait for them. Waited like 10 minutes but still tak da olang. Lina smsed me that he had reached SMK Jempol. That wasn't quite right. I didn't know the bus from Seremban to Bahau would pass by that school. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL IS THAT SCHOOL. Ok la waited and waited and they finally came. Lina, Aska and Eto. There they were. UNPREPARED.
The first thing I did after meeting up with these humans was to let them get into my car (more of my DAD's car). Then I fetched them back to my house. On the way, they were like, 'Wow this is Bahau? So many nice houses!' When I fetched them to my housing area, they went, 'Wah Bahau got this kind of big house one ah? So nice...' They were not prepared. The next thing they saw was my house which seemed to be 'veli big' for them. Yeah I think it is damn big too considering I'm the maid at the moment. They got down of the car with their jaws dropped which I found veli noobish because they seemed to be seeing a big house for the first time in their life. They saw the lawn and understood that mowing the lawn is a pain in the ass. Then they walked into the house. Another moment of 'wah so nice laaa' 'so biggg'. Cooked lunch for them. Simple fried rice. After lunch I asked Lina for my Goliathus Speed. Argh what a beautiful pad it is. Not as gigantic as the Mantis. Just nice for me. Smooth smooth np. My copperhead looks so sexy on it... *sniff sniff*
I had to test out the Copperhead's performance on the Goliathus so Lina and Aska lox with me. Ngia seng ssong ah. It felt so smootho with just the right amount of friction. After lox, I brought them out for tea. The shop I wanted to bring them to wasn't open so I simply bought some oil-fried-ghost for them. Went back home to lox again.
8.30pm. It was time. Dinner time. Brought them to the most imba stall in front of RHB bank. Too bad the noodle wasn't ready yet. So we ordered some sugar water and waited for the noodle. Eto ordered some satay because she claimed to be super hungry. 9.10pm. I saw the noodle uncle bringing all the imba yongtaufu down from his lovely Proton Wira. We weren't the only ones waiting for the noodle. Many people quickly stood up and ordered. We went to take the 'things' that we wanted to be put together with the noodle and there was this macauhai fatass woman. There were like 10 pieces of fujuk on the table. I thought she would JUST TAKE A FEW PIECES. She took ALL in one go. No fujuk for us. Lucky she didn't take all the taufupok and yongtaufu. Life still has continue without fujuk so we took other things.
And the noodle came. Aska had one taufupok first. He cried after eating. That was the best taufupok ever he said. Lina also tried one. He cried as well. Eto tried but didn't cry. Emotionless creature pui! They were veli satisfied with the noodle. I bet they hadn't eaten such nice noodle before. They were more satisfied with the price. RM4.80 for a super big bowl of noodle with super delicious taufupoks and yongtaufus and sugar water. So it was dessert time after dinner. Brought them to try out the wantaolong which is only-available-in-Bahau (this I not sure la). They seemed quite happy with it but everyone was veli full by then that we didn't enjoy the dessert with all our might. Went back home, watched tv, bathed, lox, slept.
Next day, I had to wake up extra early to feed the sons of bitches and lock them up before one of them destroys my newspaper which hadn't been sent here yet. Went back to sleep after that. I wanted to bling them for breakfast but I was too tired and I woke up at 11am later. Bathed and we went for lunch at 12++am. Fried kuey tiaw. This kuey tiaw I ate from primary school till now. The humans were impressed by the size. Of course they were impressed by the taste as well. Better than Ipoh's np. After eating they were impressed by the price. RM3 for a mountain of kuey tiaw. Went to the so-called shopping centre which was still fucking empty. I didn't know it would be sooooo empty. Eto bought a CD and we went back home to play cards. After cards of course need lox again.
Night. DINNER. Brought them to have burnt fish. Ordered a burnt stingray, belacan kangkung and otak-otak. The dishes were super hot and spicy but everyone just couldn't stop eating. The humans were like, 'Argh ngia seng so diungiama hot but super nice la argh!' After dinner I brought them to have dessert. Sugar water and the yamcake from hell. I was super full already so I had sugar water only and the rest of them ate the yamcake. Aska tried one small piece. He cried again. He had never eaten a yamcake that was so delicious to make him cry. The other 2 humans tried and they were also impressed by the deliciousness. Me no eat also no problem because I can always come to eat if I want. They were impressed by the price later again. 4 sugar water with 2 big pieces of yamcake < RM6. Went back home, bathed, lox, slept.
Next day, the day they would be leaving. I woke up at to 7am save the newspaper from being destroyed and went back to sleep again. Woke up at 9.15am next. Bathed and brought them to buy the bus tickets back to KL. Then brought them for breakfast. Fried mee. Not ordinary mee goleng but it's more like DEEP fried noodle. I don't know how to really describe this noodle in English so I better do it in Chinese. 这个不是炒面。这是炸面。首先他们把生面拿去炸过后再淋上滑旦汁。有点像滑旦河，只是粿条换成了炸面。这炸面其实更像香底米粉因为两个都是炸过的嘛。只是米粉换成了面而已。They were impressed by the size again. The taste was impressive as well. Wanted to bring them to have some really kick ass bread after this but the shop wasn't open. Went back home. They packed and I sent them to the bus station at 12.20pm. Bai bai la. I think they were more satisfied here than in Ipoh (Eto couldn't follow to Ipoh last time due to some 'transport' problem).
I went back home. I wasn't prepared. I'm alone again. At least a few more days.
No pictures la soli.
On the 15th of July, woke up veli veli veli early to clean up the house. I was alone at home. Parents were in Europe. Did all the possible work THAT I WANTED TO DO from 7am-9.30am. Sat down and waited for the humans to come. I called Lina at 12.50pm to ask where were they. Kuala Pilah. Hmm that should be near. After waiting about 20 minutes I drove to the bus station to wait for them. Waited like 10 minutes but still tak da olang. Lina smsed me that he had reached SMK Jempol. That wasn't quite right. I didn't know the bus from Seremban to Bahau would pass by that school. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL IS THAT SCHOOL. Ok la waited and waited and they finally came. Lina, Aska and Eto. There they were. UNPREPARED.
The first thing I did after meeting up with these humans was to let them get into my car (more of my DAD's car). Then I fetched them back to my house. On the way, they were like, 'Wow this is Bahau? So many nice houses!' When I fetched them to my housing area, they went, 'Wah Bahau got this kind of big house one ah? So nice...' They were not prepared. The next thing they saw was my house which seemed to be 'veli big' for them. Yeah I think it is damn big too considering I'm the maid at the moment. They got down of the car with their jaws dropped which I found veli noobish because they seemed to be seeing a big house for the first time in their life. They saw the lawn and understood that mowing the lawn is a pain in the ass. Then they walked into the house. Another moment of 'wah so nice laaa' 'so biggg'. Cooked lunch for them. Simple fried rice. After lunch I asked Lina for my Goliathus Speed. Argh what a beautiful pad it is. Not as gigantic as the Mantis. Just nice for me. Smooth smooth np. My copperhead looks so sexy on it... *sniff sniff*
I had to test out the Copperhead's performance on the Goliathus so Lina and Aska lox with me. Ngia seng ssong ah. It felt so smootho with just the right amount of friction. After lox, I brought them out for tea. The shop I wanted to bring them to wasn't open so I simply bought some oil-fried-ghost for them. Went back home to lox again.
8.30pm. It was time. Dinner time. Brought them to the most imba stall in front of RHB bank. Too bad the noodle wasn't ready yet. So we ordered some sugar water and waited for the noodle. Eto ordered some satay because she claimed to be super hungry. 9.10pm. I saw the noodle uncle bringing all the imba yongtaufu down from his lovely Proton Wira. We weren't the only ones waiting for the noodle. Many people quickly stood up and ordered. We went to take the 'things' that we wanted to be put together with the noodle and there was this macauhai fatass woman. There were like 10 pieces of fujuk on the table. I thought she would JUST TAKE A FEW PIECES. She took ALL in one go. No fujuk for us. Lucky she didn't take all the taufupok and yongtaufu. Life still has continue without fujuk so we took other things.
And the noodle came. Aska had one taufupok first. He cried after eating. That was the best taufupok ever he said. Lina also tried one. He cried as well. Eto tried but didn't cry. Emotionless creature pui! They were veli satisfied with the noodle. I bet they hadn't eaten such nice noodle before. They were more satisfied with the price. RM4.80 for a super big bowl of noodle with super delicious taufupoks and yongtaufus and sugar water. So it was dessert time after dinner. Brought them to try out the wantaolong which is only-available-in-Bahau (this I not sure la). They seemed quite happy with it but everyone was veli full by then that we didn't enjoy the dessert with all our might. Went back home, watched tv, bathed, lox, slept.
Next day, I had to wake up extra early to feed the sons of bitches and lock them up before one of them destroys my newspaper which hadn't been sent here yet. Went back to sleep after that. I wanted to bling them for breakfast but I was too tired and I woke up at 11am later. Bathed and we went for lunch at 12++am. Fried kuey tiaw. This kuey tiaw I ate from primary school till now. The humans were impressed by the size. Of course they were impressed by the taste as well. Better than Ipoh's np. After eating they were impressed by the price. RM3 for a mountain of kuey tiaw. Went to the so-called shopping centre which was still fucking empty. I didn't know it would be sooooo empty. Eto bought a CD and we went back home to play cards. After cards of course need lox again.
Night. DINNER. Brought them to have burnt fish. Ordered a burnt stingray, belacan kangkung and otak-otak. The dishes were super hot and spicy but everyone just couldn't stop eating. The humans were like, 'Argh ngia seng so diungiama hot but super nice la argh!' After dinner I brought them to have dessert. Sugar water and the yamcake from hell. I was super full already so I had sugar water only and the rest of them ate the yamcake. Aska tried one small piece. He cried again. He had never eaten a yamcake that was so delicious to make him cry. The other 2 humans tried and they were also impressed by the deliciousness. Me no eat also no problem because I can always come to eat if I want. They were impressed by the price later again. 4 sugar water with 2 big pieces of yamcake < RM6. Went back home, bathed, lox, slept.
Next day, the day they would be leaving. I woke up at to 7am save the newspaper from being destroyed and went back to sleep again. Woke up at 9.15am next. Bathed and brought them to buy the bus tickets back to KL. Then brought them for breakfast. Fried mee. Not ordinary mee goleng but it's more like DEEP fried noodle. I don't know how to really describe this noodle in English so I better do it in Chinese. 这个不是炒面。这是炸面。首先他们把生面拿去炸过后再淋上滑旦汁。有点像滑旦河，只是粿条换成了炸面。这炸面其实更像香底米粉因为两个都是炸过的嘛。只是米粉换成了面而已。They were impressed by the size again. The taste was impressive as well. Wanted to bring them to have some really kick ass bread after this but the shop wasn't open. Went back home. They packed and I sent them to the bus station at 12.20pm. Bai bai la. I think they were more satisfied here than in Ipoh (Eto couldn't follow to Ipoh last time due to some 'transport' problem).
I went back home. I wasn't prepared. I'm alone again. At least a few more days.
No pictures la soli.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Big brother says...
'Actually the ranking of a university isn't that important. Do you know University of ***** (I forgot)? Dunno? The ranking better than Nottingham University one. Neh I got a colleague ah. Graduated from there. See him. Nothing special also. Normal normal only.'
'In uni they teach you many things but if you don't apply them in your work or life, you're still a normal person nothing special. Hmm how to say. (prepare for OWNAGE) It's like music, they teach you alot of theories, but they don't teach you speed picking. Theories are theoratical (lolz), but speed picking is practical. You see la. People who dunno music theory like Marty Friedman writes wonderful music. But of course la, many people who know music theory write nice music also.'
I hope I didn't miss out anything said by my big brother.
'In uni they teach you many things but if you don't apply them in your work or life, you're still a normal person nothing special. Hmm how to say. (prepare for OWNAGE) It's like music, they teach you alot of theories, but they don't teach you speed picking. Theories are theoratical (lolz), but speed picking is practical. You see la. People who dunno music theory like Marty Friedman writes wonderful music. But of course la, many people who know music theory write nice music also.'
I hope I didn't miss out anything said by my big brother.
Monday, May 12, 2008
What is love?
As requested by Ms Eto, I will try my best to not make this post as rediculous as my 'What is life?' post earlier. This post is written in a GUY's point of view so don't come tell me girl this girl that.
'What is love?' A question asked by both single and non-single people. Check the dictionary, it roughly means 'like very much'. That's not an answer people are looking for anyway because everyone knows it. What people wanna know about love is it's meaning BEYOND the dictionary's explaination. BEYOND everything they wanna know the meaning of love (don't ask me what this sentence means, I typed it out because it feels yeng).
So now you ask ME what is love. Honestly, you asked the wrong person at a freaking wrong time. Who am I to answer this geng question? How old am I to answer this geng question? How much experience do I have to answer this question? Yeah I can't really explain the meaning of love beyond dictionary's description but never mind, I will act pro and make this post as logical as possible.
Love is something that many single people (that haven't had their first date) are longing for. 'What is life I no girl friend sienz la,' they like to say. Here I'd like to tell these people, having a girl friend isn't about not being sienz, isn't about being fun, isn't about showing off, isn't about what you saw on tv. Let's say you saw a girl, wah you so like her want kao her. Before kaoing her, you have to consider the following:
1. Do you even know her?
2. Can you commit yourself to her?
3. Can you accompany her when she needs you?
4. Can you take it when she mumbles alot?
5. DO YOU HAVE MONEY?
(I can't think of more questions for now)
If you answered a NO for one of the questions above, quit thinking about kaoing the girl you wanna go for. Many people have this great 'love at first sight' thing. They see a girl then 'fall in love' and worse 'want to kao her' when they don't even know who the heck that girl is. I saw a nice example in college before but never mind this is not a Heng-bashing post. I trust that every relationship starts from friendship. How to make a girl your girl friend when she isn't your friend? She's your sister? You can go die. Ok forget the sister part. Some people understand this but some how, they aren't patient. This can be seen from Ms TSJ who had a fan who came to her bugging her to get her e-mail address, phone number and gengest of all, asked her to, 'BE MY FRIEND!!!11' Pretty fucked up eh? That's why must take things slow ma. Be friends the normal way. You don't be friends with people by asking, 'May I be your friend?' Ok now you're her friend for 1 minute so it's time to confess. No way. You have to be REAL friends with the girl you like then only you have the RIGHT to kao her ok? (but 1 minute is real friend liao!) Until she considers you as a REAL friend, you are not real friends. But please don't bug her and ask, 'Am I your REAL friend?? Ne? Ne? Ne???'
Ok now, commitment. A pretty fucked up thing because many guys fucked up in this aspect. Questions 3 and 4 above can be considered as part of commitment. Many girls complained that their boy friends aren't as warm as before (as in while the girls were being kaoed). This... Is a normal thing as I read from newspapers. I won't bother to elaborate here because it would be very troublesome. Still, that doesn't mean you have this reason to dump your girl friend aside when she is feeling down. You have to accompany her. You have to sacrifice your DotA time. You have to sacrifice for you've chosen to have a girl friend. (aiya never mind ma I play play only one ma) Play play people's feeling isn't nice. So, are you commited?
Last but not least, MONEY is important for a relationship also. No money you better fuck off. Got money also don't simply use cuz people like me, unemployed, spend parents' money. Parents give us money to spend WISELY. Buy books, stationaries, Transformers, food. I think it is very screwed up to spend like hundreds just to MAKE your girl friend happy. Yes I'm giamsiap. That's my parents' money. Buying Transformers for MYSELF already made me feel guilty and now you want me buy things worth a Masterpiece Starscream for other people? No way. Not say cannot spend money on your girl friend but spend little bit ok la IF you are not making your own money and spend on parents' money. If you can't even spend abit to buy a RM2 keychain for her then really... Ok things are getting abit contradictory here. Simple say is you need to have money but don't spend so much on your girl friend if you are not making your own money la. Be a wise user. Use your money wisely. Yeah use your parents' money wisely as well.
After typing so much I think this post has turned from 'What is love?' to 'Requirements to kao a girl'. Never mind la I'm used to go out of topic. Today I read an article in a Chinese newspaper. The title is 'A letter written for daughter which is in love'. Pardon the OWNAGE translation. It is a nice article which I think fits here in this post. Here it goes, (OWNAGE translation try to understand it)
To my daughter,
Now still very love him? If yes, then love, don't run away, but don't be addicted too!
You who are in love see him as very important is it? Ever thought of being with him after this? Daughter, not that mama wanna discourage you, be rational abit, got how many relationships in university at last are together one? (woot the OWNAGE translation) Now the boys very realistic one, when it is time for him to sacrifice for you, he will only say sorry to you. After 2 years, either work or continue study. Simple say most people will go their own ways.
Love for love! (OWNAGE) Appreciate every moment together. Although short (as in time), why not let happiness feel your memory? My lovely daughter ah, 19 years old, is a season like flower. (OWNAGE) A season of appreciating youth, enjoying love. Why not let your love in university turn into a beautiful crystal, clear, innocent, simple.
University is a very important part in life. Mama can tell you, your love after being in society will be totally different from the one you have now. University is your guard tower, protects you, before you totally melt into the complicated world (as in mixing into society). This is a clean soil (or ground). Spreading love's seed on this clean soil, is nothing to be regretted. If after 2 years he tells you, 'Sorry,' my daughter, must smile and tell him, 'Thank you,' giving this love a complete note (note = tanda nota).
Daughter, did he keep back all his promises he gave you that day? He told you he would love you forever. Marry you, wasn't it? It was very painful right (as in sakit hati)? Be strong. You all are too young, can't afford to give each other promises. He's a good boy, at least he won't bluff you. Love, is trust (meaning of love found?), trust him, as long he loves you deeply. What he did is right. No point giving you a fake promise. You all too young, no need consider the future, no need carry too much burden. Only, simple abit.
Love is not fairy tale, not necessary to have beautiful ending. Since you chose love, then have to be prepared to be hurt by it, maybe in the end you all still love each other, maybe he later will be tired first, maybe you will meet better one... There are too many bad endings.
Daughter, not want let you cincai see love. It is just that my daughter too young, can't take too much pain. More hope, more dissappointment, also more hurt. So must open up heart, since love liao, then love properly.
Don't care too much about his past, everyone has past. Don't care about the 'her' previously, that will just make him look down on you. Things you cannot get are always the best. This phrase makes sense. He at first forgot 'her' already, but because of your jealousy, only will make you seem cheaper (not really cheap but I dunno translate the real meaning. almost same one la), make him go think about the 'her' good points more.
Daughter. He is good people, at least he is very honest. That's why trust him. Trust the one he loves now is you. Don't discuss with him whether you love him more or he loves you more. Mama know you care of him, care of his performance (not sex performance). But he won't think like this. Cry and want him say that he loves you, will only make him more look down on you, will only destroy your image in his heart, will only make you look stupid and crazy (not really crazy but more of a mixture of craziness and childishness). Know that he loves you then enough already, and trust him. Don't worry he no love you, if really no love liao, then let go, be cool abit. Don't listen to the pop love songs, the love that those songs describe isn't realistic.
Daughter, you really too young, dunno how to love. Why want so small gas (kecil hati). For small problem quarrel with him. No matter how good he is, will sayang you, will tolerate you, but no matter the person how good how love you also will get bored one day. That's why to be with him, need let him happy, let yourself happy. Simple, you care of him, mama know. But you did it wrongly.
If want love, then must love elegantly!
If want love, then must love open-mindedly!
If want love, then must love calmly!
Be a elegant lover!
If one day you all really need to break up, there's nothing to be saved or cried of. Is no more fate (jodoh habis). If you really cannot be together with him in the end, also nothing to be sad of, since you all loved each other properly before, let each other happy before. Just that he isn't your prince. Before meeting the real prince, God might let us meet other people first. We need to be thankful of these people.
Boys like face one (as in egoistic), who doesn't want the girl friend to be pretty and geng. That's why, instead of crying for him till midnight, why not take bath early early, do a facial mask, sleep nicely, let yourself be more beautiful the next day. Quarrel with him, no good mood, don't simply eat simply drink. Need take care of your body shape. Always be pretty, this is a rule to keep love long.
And then, more importantly, is to have ability, study nicely. Be a pretty girl, more importantly be a smart girl. Daughter, you now really not outstanding enough. If got time think of him, miss him, why not use this time to charge up yourself, study properly.
Want to keep love, keep him, then need let yourself be perfect, let yourself be more outstanding. If got time think of how to serve him why not use this time to make yourself better. If you because of him become weak, normal normal, why not use more time make yourself better. Ask yourself (LOL), if you are normal among many other girls. He will care of you meh? Girls like you too many liao, no you liao can just go find another one. But if you are special among people, have good looks, confidence, elegance, abilities. Will he not care of you? He will proud of having you as his girl friend, will see you as very important (OWNAGE), scared of losing you.
So, daughter, if really appreciate this relationship, then let yourself be more outstanding! Wish my daughter forever happy.
Mama who loves you.
I translated the whole thing almost directly. The grammar is pathetic. The vocab is pathetic. Everything seems pathetic that it is pointless for me to check it for errors. Those brackets don't exist in the original text just in case you're wondering. You shouldn't be having difficulties reading it if you understand Osmond's English. I didn't mean to make it funny with my OWNAGE translation. Try to FEEL it. It is really a nice article.
That's all for this time.
'What is love?' A question asked by both single and non-single people. Check the dictionary, it roughly means 'like very much'. That's not an answer people are looking for anyway because everyone knows it. What people wanna know about love is it's meaning BEYOND the dictionary's explaination. BEYOND everything they wanna know the meaning of love (don't ask me what this sentence means, I typed it out because it feels yeng).
So now you ask ME what is love. Honestly, you asked the wrong person at a freaking wrong time. Who am I to answer this geng question? How old am I to answer this geng question? How much experience do I have to answer this question? Yeah I can't really explain the meaning of love beyond dictionary's description but never mind, I will act pro and make this post as logical as possible.
Love is something that many single people (that haven't had their first date) are longing for. 'What is life I no girl friend sienz la,' they like to say. Here I'd like to tell these people, having a girl friend isn't about not being sienz, isn't about being fun, isn't about showing off, isn't about what you saw on tv. Let's say you saw a girl, wah you so like her want kao her. Before kaoing her, you have to consider the following:
1. Do you even know her?
2. Can you commit yourself to her?
3. Can you accompany her when she needs you?
4. Can you take it when she mumbles alot?
5. DO YOU HAVE MONEY?
(I can't think of more questions for now)
If you answered a NO for one of the questions above, quit thinking about kaoing the girl you wanna go for. Many people have this great 'love at first sight' thing. They see a girl then 'fall in love' and worse 'want to kao her' when they don't even know who the heck that girl is. I saw a nice example in college before but never mind this is not a Heng-bashing post. I trust that every relationship starts from friendship. How to make a girl your girl friend when she isn't your friend? She's your sister? You can go die. Ok forget the sister part. Some people understand this but some how, they aren't patient. This can be seen from Ms TSJ who had a fan who came to her bugging her to get her e-mail address, phone number and gengest of all, asked her to, 'BE MY FRIEND!!!11' Pretty fucked up eh? That's why must take things slow ma. Be friends the normal way. You don't be friends with people by asking, 'May I be your friend?' Ok now you're her friend for 1 minute so it's time to confess. No way. You have to be REAL friends with the girl you like then only you have the RIGHT to kao her ok? (but 1 minute is real friend liao!) Until she considers you as a REAL friend, you are not real friends. But please don't bug her and ask, 'Am I your REAL friend?? Ne? Ne? Ne???'
Ok now, commitment. A pretty fucked up thing because many guys fucked up in this aspect. Questions 3 and 4 above can be considered as part of commitment. Many girls complained that their boy friends aren't as warm as before (as in while the girls were being kaoed). This... Is a normal thing as I read from newspapers. I won't bother to elaborate here because it would be very troublesome. Still, that doesn't mean you have this reason to dump your girl friend aside when she is feeling down. You have to accompany her. You have to sacrifice your DotA time. You have to sacrifice for you've chosen to have a girl friend. (aiya never mind ma I play play only one ma) Play play people's feeling isn't nice. So, are you commited?
Last but not least, MONEY is important for a relationship also. No money you better fuck off. Got money also don't simply use cuz people like me, unemployed, spend parents' money. Parents give us money to spend WISELY. Buy books, stationaries, Transformers, food. I think it is very screwed up to spend like hundreds just to MAKE your girl friend happy. Yes I'm giamsiap. That's my parents' money. Buying Transformers for MYSELF already made me feel guilty and now you want me buy things worth a Masterpiece Starscream for other people? No way. Not say cannot spend money on your girl friend but spend little bit ok la IF you are not making your own money and spend on parents' money. If you can't even spend abit to buy a RM2 keychain for her then really... Ok things are getting abit contradictory here. Simple say is you need to have money but don't spend so much on your girl friend if you are not making your own money la. Be a wise user. Use your money wisely. Yeah use your parents' money wisely as well.
After typing so much I think this post has turned from 'What is love?' to 'Requirements to kao a girl'. Never mind la I'm used to go out of topic. Today I read an article in a Chinese newspaper. The title is 'A letter written for daughter which is in love'. Pardon the OWNAGE translation. It is a nice article which I think fits here in this post. Here it goes, (OWNAGE translation try to understand it)
To my daughter,
Now still very love him? If yes, then love, don't run away, but don't be addicted too!
You who are in love see him as very important is it? Ever thought of being with him after this? Daughter, not that mama wanna discourage you, be rational abit, got how many relationships in university at last are together one? (woot the OWNAGE translation) Now the boys very realistic one, when it is time for him to sacrifice for you, he will only say sorry to you. After 2 years, either work or continue study. Simple say most people will go their own ways.
Love for love! (OWNAGE) Appreciate every moment together. Although short (as in time), why not let happiness feel your memory? My lovely daughter ah, 19 years old, is a season like flower. (OWNAGE) A season of appreciating youth, enjoying love. Why not let your love in university turn into a beautiful crystal, clear, innocent, simple.
University is a very important part in life. Mama can tell you, your love after being in society will be totally different from the one you have now. University is your guard tower, protects you, before you totally melt into the complicated world (as in mixing into society). This is a clean soil (or ground). Spreading love's seed on this clean soil, is nothing to be regretted. If after 2 years he tells you, 'Sorry,' my daughter, must smile and tell him, 'Thank you,' giving this love a complete note (note = tanda nota).
Daughter, did he keep back all his promises he gave you that day? He told you he would love you forever. Marry you, wasn't it? It was very painful right (as in sakit hati)? Be strong. You all are too young, can't afford to give each other promises. He's a good boy, at least he won't bluff you. Love, is trust (meaning of love found?), trust him, as long he loves you deeply. What he did is right. No point giving you a fake promise. You all too young, no need consider the future, no need carry too much burden. Only, simple abit.
Love is not fairy tale, not necessary to have beautiful ending. Since you chose love, then have to be prepared to be hurt by it, maybe in the end you all still love each other, maybe he later will be tired first, maybe you will meet better one... There are too many bad endings.
Daughter, not want let you cincai see love. It is just that my daughter too young, can't take too much pain. More hope, more dissappointment, also more hurt. So must open up heart, since love liao, then love properly.
Don't care too much about his past, everyone has past. Don't care about the 'her' previously, that will just make him look down on you. Things you cannot get are always the best. This phrase makes sense. He at first forgot 'her' already, but because of your jealousy, only will make you seem cheaper (not really cheap but I dunno translate the real meaning. almost same one la), make him go think about the 'her' good points more.
Daughter. He is good people, at least he is very honest. That's why trust him. Trust the one he loves now is you. Don't discuss with him whether you love him more or he loves you more. Mama know you care of him, care of his performance (not sex performance). But he won't think like this. Cry and want him say that he loves you, will only make him more look down on you, will only destroy your image in his heart, will only make you look stupid and crazy (not really crazy but more of a mixture of craziness and childishness). Know that he loves you then enough already, and trust him. Don't worry he no love you, if really no love liao, then let go, be cool abit. Don't listen to the pop love songs, the love that those songs describe isn't realistic.
Daughter, you really too young, dunno how to love. Why want so small gas (kecil hati). For small problem quarrel with him. No matter how good he is, will sayang you, will tolerate you, but no matter the person how good how love you also will get bored one day. That's why to be with him, need let him happy, let yourself happy. Simple, you care of him, mama know. But you did it wrongly.
If want love, then must love elegantly!
If want love, then must love open-mindedly!
If want love, then must love calmly!
Be a elegant lover!
If one day you all really need to break up, there's nothing to be saved or cried of. Is no more fate (jodoh habis). If you really cannot be together with him in the end, also nothing to be sad of, since you all loved each other properly before, let each other happy before. Just that he isn't your prince. Before meeting the real prince, God might let us meet other people first. We need to be thankful of these people.
Boys like face one (as in egoistic), who doesn't want the girl friend to be pretty and geng. That's why, instead of crying for him till midnight, why not take bath early early, do a facial mask, sleep nicely, let yourself be more beautiful the next day. Quarrel with him, no good mood, don't simply eat simply drink. Need take care of your body shape. Always be pretty, this is a rule to keep love long.
And then, more importantly, is to have ability, study nicely. Be a pretty girl, more importantly be a smart girl. Daughter, you now really not outstanding enough. If got time think of him, miss him, why not use this time to charge up yourself, study properly.
Want to keep love, keep him, then need let yourself be perfect, let yourself be more outstanding. If got time think of how to serve him why not use this time to make yourself better. If you because of him become weak, normal normal, why not use more time make yourself better. Ask yourself (LOL), if you are normal among many other girls. He will care of you meh? Girls like you too many liao, no you liao can just go find another one. But if you are special among people, have good looks, confidence, elegance, abilities. Will he not care of you? He will proud of having you as his girl friend, will see you as very important (OWNAGE), scared of losing you.
So, daughter, if really appreciate this relationship, then let yourself be more outstanding! Wish my daughter forever happy.
Mama who loves you.
I translated the whole thing almost directly. The grammar is pathetic. The vocab is pathetic. Everything seems pathetic that it is pointless for me to check it for errors. Those brackets don't exist in the original text just in case you're wondering. You shouldn't be having difficulties reading it if you understand Osmond's English. I didn't mean to make it funny with my OWNAGE translation. Try to FEEL it. It is really a nice article.
That's all for this time.
You have to ask yourself.
A friend of mine, Jun Leong had some problem with his girl friend recently and he came to me for advice. He had nothing more to chat with his girl friend. Is it a big problem or not I dunno so I told him to fuck off. Dissappointed, he went to ask for advices from his experienced friend.
Moments later, Jun Leong came back to me and told me about his 'discoveries'. He said his friend helped him up alot. Out of curiosity I asked for the chatlog so I can have some references just in case I screw up like him. Strangely enough, his friend's name is Heng. Not the Heng I know though cuz the one I know uses -Edmond- as his nick in MSN. Here it goes:
Jun Leong says: oi holy ppl
Heng says: lool
Heng says: why?
Jun Leong says: wat u talk with irene
Heng says: ??
Heng says: no la
Heng says: what talk?
Heng says: we memang got talk to each other la
Jun Leong says: i mean
Jun Leong says: talk wat?
Heng says: lol
Heng says: secret la
Heng says: u mean her daddy?
Jun Leong says: secret got 1 day also will finish la
Jun Leong says: i mean wat u talk with HER
Jun Leong says: not old bean
Heng says: err
Heng says: talk ar
Heng says: let me see
Heng says: the topic juz came suddenly
Heng says: i din plan oso
Heng says: juz chat la
Heng says: u n jenny chat muz think of wat to chat meh?
Heng says: so cham meh?
Jun Leong says: now u know wat
Jun Leong says: we nothing to chat liao
Jun Leong says: can chat one also finish liao
Heng says: lol
Heng says: nice
Heng says: hmm
Jun Leong says: chat news with her she no read news
Heng says: talk about smth sweet to make her happy la
Jun Leong says: come on
Jun Leong says: sweet things also will finish
Heng says: zzz
Heng says: den think of smth la
Heng says: but not porn pls
Heng says: say about
Heng says: ppl u know lo
Heng says: like me la,gary la
Heng says: andy la
Jun Leong says: also chat liao
Heng says: talk bad about them oso can
Jun Leong says: all say liao
Heng says: oso can talk about wat u do during ur primary n secondary school life
Jun Leong says: all chat liao
Heng says: ....
Heng says: swt
Heng says: lol
Jun Leong says: really all say liao
Jun Leong says: now nothing liao
Heng says: think of smth la
Heng says: tell u wat
Heng says: i almost everyday call irene
Heng says: but ur conversation is endless
Heng says: cant finish
Heng says: if not my phone not enuf credit i sure talk sumore
Jun Leong says: now wat i wanna know is wat u talk with irene
Jun Leong says: just fucking tell me
Heng says: lol
Heng says: how i know oh
Heng says: suddenly ask me
Heng says: let me think la
Jun Leong says: politics?
Jun Leong says: food?
Heng says: i always mention andy thou
Heng says: yea
Heng says: food
Heng says: wat food i like
Jun Leong says: yeah i cant chat about food with a vegetarian
Heng says: allergies
Heng says: den talk about movies
Heng says: wat movies she like
Heng says: wat things she doesn't like to do n so on
Heng says: zzz
Jun Leong says: i no watch movie
Jun Leong says: others wat like not like also chat liao
Heng says: ...
Heng says: sweat la u
Heng says: hmm
Heng says: sure got things to chat one
Heng says: dun chat on9 la
Heng says: chat on the phone
Heng says: sometimes sure got topic to talk one
Jun Leong says: come on
Jun Leong says: few days ago i called
Jun Leong says: talk talk abit
Jun Leong says: no more liao
Heng says: =/
Heng says: this kind of thing u muz help urself la
Jun Leong says: mahai
Heng says: u two sure got secrets one
Heng says: talk about that lo
Jun Leong says: i just asking u wat u chat with irene u wan me korek ur phone to find?
Jun Leong says: all secrets say liao lo
Heng says: swt
Heng says: hmmm
Heng says: aiya
Jun Leong says: u better tell
Jun Leong says: or I HELP MYSELF
Heng says: sure got things to chat one
Jun Leong says: wtf
Jun Leong says: i just wanna know wat u chat with irene
Heng says: u go help ueself!
Heng says: hmm
Heng says: all that la
Jun Leong says: wat all tat
Jun Leong says: i HELP MYSELF as in korek ur phone
Heng says: but i really din plan wat to chat wo
Jun Leong says: i no care ur plan
Jun Leong says: i wan wat u CHATTED
Heng says: it juz came automatically
Jun Leong says: i wan wat u chatted not wat auto manual
Heng says: ....
Heng says: sweat
Heng says: wait
Heng says: i think
Heng says: hmm,as wat gary told u : " think urself!"
Heng says: not i no wan help
Jun Leong says: i THINK u and irene chat about sex
Heng says: but cant help
Heng says: ...
Heng says: no we chat about future ok
Heng says: oh yea
Heng says: u can chat about that
Heng says: if u really LOVE jenny la
Heng says: rmb LOVE!
Heng says: if not no point talking oso
Jun Leong says: future duh
Jun Leong says: hers isnt as certain as mine cuz im accepted by the uni i wan liao
Jun Leong says: do u think it is nice to chat about this?
Heng says: tat is why u muz ask urself
Heng says: do u LOVE her?
Heng says: if u do
Heng says: no matter how far is not a problem
Jun Leong says: --_____--
Heng says: next year i m going india
Heng says: but i dun even thinkabout breaking wit irene
Jun Leong says: wait wait wait u see this first
Heng says: ?
Jun Leong says: she wans her future
Jun Leong says: in UK
Jun Leong says: but now
Jun Leong says: she can hardly make it to UK
Jun Leong says: so her dream might be broken
Heng says: hmm
Jun Leong says: and u wan me talk about FUTURE with her??
Heng says: den if cant it is too bad la
Heng says: juz ask her to study her lo
Heng says: since she cant get in
Heng says: but no matter her or uk
Heng says: u two still can couple ma
Heng says: rite?
Jun Leong says: i no care wat couple couple ahhhhhi just wanna know wat to chat u fucking moron
Heng says: ....
Heng says: if u really cant see the future den let's not talk about it lo
Heng says: if like tat
Heng says: juz break off la
Heng says: no point oso,rite?
Heng says: u ask urself la
Heng says: this i cant help u decide
Jun Leong says: wat more to chat
Heng says: first settle ur prob wit her
Heng says: den oni think
Jun Leong says: -.-
Heng says: if u no like her
Jun Leong says: my problem with her is noting to chat with her
Heng says: no point chatting
Jun Leong says: i wanna know wat to chat
Heng says: hmm
Heng says: ur gundam
Jun Leong says: she knows nothing about those
Heng says: hmm
Heng says: talk about sex den
Heng says: u can talk all night wit tat topic
Jun Leong says: nope i cant talk about sex
Jun Leong says: aiya cincai la no need u help liao la
Heng says: okay!
Heng says: nice
Jun Leong says: -.-
*END*
I laughed my ass off after reading. FUCK YOU BLUFF ME SAY GOOD INFO UR FREN SO FUCKING FUNNY LA U ASK THIS HE ANSWER THAT!!!!!11
Moments later, Jun Leong came back to me and told me about his 'discoveries'. He said his friend helped him up alot. Out of curiosity I asked for the chatlog so I can have some references just in case I screw up like him. Strangely enough, his friend's name is Heng. Not the Heng I know though cuz the one I know uses -Edmond- as his nick in MSN. Here it goes:
Jun Leong says: oi holy ppl
Heng says: lool
Heng says: why?
Jun Leong says: wat u talk with irene
Heng says: ??
Heng says: no la
Heng says: what talk?
Heng says: we memang got talk to each other la
Jun Leong says: i mean
Jun Leong says: talk wat?
Heng says: lol
Heng says: secret la
Heng says: u mean her daddy?
Jun Leong says: secret got 1 day also will finish la
Jun Leong says: i mean wat u talk with HER
Jun Leong says: not old bean
Heng says: err
Heng says: talk ar
Heng says: let me see
Heng says: the topic juz came suddenly
Heng says: i din plan oso
Heng says: juz chat la
Heng says: u n jenny chat muz think of wat to chat meh?
Heng says: so cham meh?
Jun Leong says: now u know wat
Jun Leong says: we nothing to chat liao
Jun Leong says: can chat one also finish liao
Heng says: lol
Heng says: nice
Heng says: hmm
Jun Leong says: chat news with her she no read news
Heng says: talk about smth sweet to make her happy la
Jun Leong says: come on
Jun Leong says: sweet things also will finish
Heng says: zzz
Heng says: den think of smth la
Heng says: but not porn pls
Heng says: say about
Heng says: ppl u know lo
Heng says: like me la,gary la
Heng says: andy la
Jun Leong says: also chat liao
Heng says: talk bad about them oso can
Jun Leong says: all say liao
Heng says: oso can talk about wat u do during ur primary n secondary school life
Jun Leong says: all chat liao
Heng says: ....
Heng says: swt
Heng says: lol
Jun Leong says: really all say liao
Jun Leong says: now nothing liao
Heng says: think of smth la
Heng says: tell u wat
Heng says: i almost everyday call irene
Heng says: but ur conversation is endless
Heng says: cant finish
Heng says: if not my phone not enuf credit i sure talk sumore
Jun Leong says: now wat i wanna know is wat u talk with irene
Jun Leong says: just fucking tell me
Heng says: lol
Heng says: how i know oh
Heng says: suddenly ask me
Heng says: let me think la
Jun Leong says: politics?
Jun Leong says: food?
Heng says: i always mention andy thou
Heng says: yea
Heng says: food
Heng says: wat food i like
Jun Leong says: yeah i cant chat about food with a vegetarian
Heng says: allergies
Heng says: den talk about movies
Heng says: wat movies she like
Heng says: wat things she doesn't like to do n so on
Heng says: zzz
Jun Leong says: i no watch movie
Jun Leong says: others wat like not like also chat liao
Heng says: ...
Heng says: sweat la u
Heng says: hmm
Heng says: sure got things to chat one
Heng says: dun chat on9 la
Heng says: chat on the phone
Heng says: sometimes sure got topic to talk one
Jun Leong says: come on
Jun Leong says: few days ago i called
Jun Leong says: talk talk abit
Jun Leong says: no more liao
Heng says: =/
Heng says: this kind of thing u muz help urself la
Jun Leong says: mahai
Heng says: u two sure got secrets one
Heng says: talk about that lo
Jun Leong says: i just asking u wat u chat with irene u wan me korek ur phone to find?
Jun Leong says: all secrets say liao lo
Heng says: swt
Heng says: hmmm
Heng says: aiya
Jun Leong says: u better tell
Jun Leong says: or I HELP MYSELF
Heng says: sure got things to chat one
Jun Leong says: wtf
Jun Leong says: i just wanna know wat u chat with irene
Heng says: u go help ueself!
Heng says: hmm
Heng says: all that la
Jun Leong says: wat all tat
Jun Leong says: i HELP MYSELF as in korek ur phone
Heng says: but i really din plan wat to chat wo
Jun Leong says: i no care ur plan
Jun Leong says: i wan wat u CHATTED
Heng says: it juz came automatically
Jun Leong says: i wan wat u chatted not wat auto manual
Heng says: ....
Heng says: sweat
Heng says: wait
Heng says: i think
Heng says: hmm,as wat gary told u : " think urself!"
Heng says: not i no wan help
Jun Leong says: i THINK u and irene chat about sex
Heng says: but cant help
Heng says: ...
Heng says: no we chat about future ok
Heng says: oh yea
Heng says: u can chat about that
Heng says: if u really LOVE jenny la
Heng says: rmb LOVE!
Heng says: if not no point talking oso
Jun Leong says: future duh
Jun Leong says: hers isnt as certain as mine cuz im accepted by the uni i wan liao
Jun Leong says: do u think it is nice to chat about this?
Heng says: tat is why u muz ask urself
Heng says: do u LOVE her?
Heng says: if u do
Heng says: no matter how far is not a problem
Jun Leong says: --_____--
Heng says: next year i m going india
Heng says: but i dun even thinkabout breaking wit irene
Jun Leong says: wait wait wait u see this first
Heng says: ?
Jun Leong says: she wans her future
Jun Leong says: in UK
Jun Leong says: but now
Jun Leong says: she can hardly make it to UK
Jun Leong says: so her dream might be broken
Heng says: hmm
Jun Leong says: and u wan me talk about FUTURE with her??
Heng says: den if cant it is too bad la
Heng says: juz ask her to study her lo
Heng says: since she cant get in
Heng says: but no matter her or uk
Heng says: u two still can couple ma
Heng says: rite?
Jun Leong says: i no care wat couple couple ahhhhhi just wanna know wat to chat u fucking moron
Heng says: ....
Heng says: if u really cant see the future den let's not talk about it lo
Heng says: if like tat
Heng says: juz break off la
Heng says: no point oso,rite?
Heng says: u ask urself la
Heng says: this i cant help u decide
Jun Leong says: wat more to chat
Heng says: first settle ur prob wit her
Heng says: den oni think
Jun Leong says: -.-
Heng says: if u no like her
Jun Leong says: my problem with her is noting to chat with her
Heng says: no point chatting
Jun Leong says: i wanna know wat to chat
Heng says: hmm
Heng says: ur gundam
Jun Leong says: she knows nothing about those
Heng says: hmm
Heng says: talk about sex den
Heng says: u can talk all night wit tat topic
Jun Leong says: nope i cant talk about sex
Jun Leong says: aiya cincai la no need u help liao la
Heng says: okay!
Heng says: nice
Jun Leong says: -.-
*END*
I laughed my ass off after reading. FUCK YOU BLUFF ME SAY GOOD INFO UR FREN SO FUCKING FUNNY LA U ASK THIS HE ANSWER THAT!!!!!11
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